MEME ϟ TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[miscreantics]

Oh Alcohol I still drink to your health!

Ladies, gentlemen, and those in between, Hermes, your patron god of cool story bro, brings you Texts From Last Night!

1. post with your character and their house etc.
2. just wait for someone, because that's way more fun.
3. TAG OTHERS!
4. SHENANIGANS.

Comments

[colubri]

i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?

[oppose]

I
think
maybe
yeah.

[colubri]

shit

i'm not going to have to go to a program or someshit am i

[oppose]

Um.

Only
if you want to???

[colubri]

i don't want to go
that shit is so fuckin weak

also you didn't tell anyone about the sippy cup did you

[oppose]

I haven't.

Well, not yet, anyway.

[colubri]

don't
man it's bad enough that fuckin GL knows
somehow

look I'll even pull out the big guns:
please
please don't divulge this shit

[oppose]

Okay, okay, I'll keep it to myself.
Lips sealed etc. etc.

[colubri]

thank you

and don't think I owe you any favors over this

[oppose]

Unless explicitly stated I tend not to assume that.

[colubri]

which makes you more reliable than most
and generally better all around
imho
and ime
wod