MEME ϟ TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[miscreantics]

Oh Alcohol I still drink to your health!

Ladies, gentlemen, and those in between, Hermes, your patron god of cool story bro, brings you Texts From Last Night!

1. post with your character and their house etc.
2. just wait for someone, because that's way more fun.
3. TAG OTHERS!
4. SHENANIGANS.

Comments

[colubri]

it may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..

[extensive]

is it time for revelations over the sippy cup again? how ironic that this is the revelation for today then.
oh wise one, do enlighten me with your probably drunk wisdom.

[colubri]

no need to bring the sippy cup into this
jackass

just for the record i am not actually that drunk right now!
and you should be goddamn grateful for my wisdom, i make it a point not to contact other demons most of the time

[extensive]

that's president jackass to you. it's such an adorable little sippy cup.

are. are you actually yelling at me over text? seriously? the ! does that make your point any better.
...oh yes, right, oh great astaroth, how an i deal with the fact that you're actually talking to me. you really know how to make a demon feel special.

[colubri]

who even told you about the sippy cup anyway
that is privileged information!

and no, using exclamation points does not necessarily mean i am trying to yell at you via text
if i was doing that then i would be typing MORE LIKE THIS!!!
nb i was not actually yelling at you just now that was just a demonstration

if you want me to make you feel really special then that can be arranged
*president* jackass

[extensive]

no one! fuck you i saw you put the booze in it.
and please, it's a SIPPY CUP, you don't get to call that privileged information.

oh wow. such a difference. you used caps AND exclamation points. truly, if you yelled at me like that i might cry. :'(

aw, look, you're coming on to me, shouldn't you be having fun with your snakes instead of drunkenly arranging to make me feel SPECIAL

[colubri]

bullshit! i am way more careful than that sir
and it's MY sippy cup so I'll call it as i please thank you very much

if i actually wanted to make you cry i damn well could
don't you fuckin forget it

and that was a threat you jackass
wait my bad
mister PRESIDENT jackass
man that is going to be a pain to remember