[He coaxes the snake out of his lap again to shift his position on the bed, drawing his knees just close enough to his chest to keep from looking too childish. He's sure he can still take advantage of the situation, but since his typical sympathy-maxing techniques are all but useless on his minders, he'd prefer to preserve his dignity instead.]
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[He coaxes the snake out of his lap again to shift his position on the bed, drawing his knees just close enough to his chest to keep from looking too childish. He's sure he can still take advantage of the situation, but since his typical sympathy-maxing techniques are all but useless on his minders, he'd prefer to preserve his dignity instead.]
I could use a Tom Collins right now.