MEME ϟ TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[miscreantics]

Oh Alcohol I still drink to your health!

Ladies, gentlemen, and those in between, Hermes, your patron god of cool story bro, brings you Texts From Last Night!

1. post with your character and their house etc.
2. just wait for someone, because that's way more fun.
3. TAG OTHERS!
4. SHENANIGANS.

Comments

[colubri]

nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. my bad.

[apreparescuer]

you have no damned shame.
wait, your favourite bartender, or mine?
either way: damn it.

[colubri]

well idk
do we not have the same favorite bartender?

it would be pretty funny if it was yours though

[apreparescuer]

you can't resist anything, can you?
also, i'm sitting at the bar now. looking at him.
asshole.

[colubri]

oh ok

ask him then

[apreparescuer]

tell me your favourite bartender isn't in london

[colubri]

what would you do if I didn't

[apreparescuer]

potentially wish this man hadn't poured my drinks
i hope he showered afterwards at least

[colubri]

now that's the kind of maturity I would expect out of an angel
just what do you think I would do to him anyway?

[apreparescuer]

yours isn't much better
i don't even want to think what you did to him
no thanks bro

[colubri]

sure you do
it was quite a sensual night
;)

[apreparescuer]

i'm sure your idea of sensual is something sick
probably kinky. deranged even
and potentially things i wouldn't know are possible otherwise

i'll pass and hope the bartender isn't in a sharing mood.

[colubri]

see now you've got me curious
what exactly counts as "sick" and "deranged" for you?

knowing you angel types I wouldn't be surprised if all it took to scandalize you was a pair of fluffy handcuffs

[apreparescuer]

these are things i don't think about like it's my job
besides our bartender said i'm too pretty to suck penis

[colubri]

[There's a bit of a pause.]

sorry about that
I just choked on something

and our bartender must be dumber than I gave him credit for
there's no such thing as "too pretty to suck penis"

[apreparescuer]

i don't know whether to hope he's being facetious
or take the compliment because it's not happening

[colubri]

it's probably a dare
like he's expecting you to prove otherwise or someshit
I know his type, they're not very good at not showing their hand

btw that last text is being forwarded to Daniel

[apreparescuer]

firstly, i'm not proving anything to him.
he's pouring my drinks and getting paid for that.
you can bugger him another time.

secondly, damn you for that forwarding.

[colubri]

oh I wasn't expecting you to
though now I've got an idea
would you like to hear it

and yw :*

[apreparescuer]

i shouldn't bother with answering that
you're going to tell me anyway.

a snoggy face? really?

[colubri]

snoggy face
haaaahahahahaha

anyway how does this sound
I take the bartender from behind
oh excuse me, "bugger" him
while he pours you drinks
then everybody wins
especially the bartender

[apreparescuer]

stop collecting a harem of my favourite people
because knowing you-

nope. not going to even finish that.

[colubri]

knowing me what
what
you can't just leave me hanging like that

[apreparescuer]

i am not going to be the one to put ideas in your head.

[colubri]

come onnnnnnn
not telling me is only going to give me even worse ideas you know