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[bossman]

A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING

reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...

Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.

deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

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[acrimonies]

MAYBE, MAYBE NOT
YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH
AT LEAST IT ISN'T BIRD-CATCHING

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[rabblerouse]

so what's the story
angry morning glory

tell me where and when
i'm not even black and blue yet

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[acrimonies]

GONNA HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN WHERE AND WHEN, BB
NAME OF PAYTON
GET YOUR NOSE TO THE GROUND

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[rabblerouse]

this world is full of unfortunate fucks named payton
got anything more

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[acrimonies]

THEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE ONE THAT DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
BY FUCKING WITH GODS
IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET LOST, THEN ASK SALEM FOR A PIGGYBACK RIDE
AND I MEAN IT, SWEETHEART
RATHER HAVE YOU PISSING HIM OFF THAN WASTING TIME

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[rabblerouse]

woof woof, momma
do we at least get to fuck him up once we have him

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[acrimonies]

WE NEED HIM ALIVE
AND CAPABLE OF TALKING
EVERYTHING ELSE IS FREE FUCKING GAME

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[rabblerouse]

i'll bring you a souvenir

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[acrimonies]

I WON'T NEED ONE, BB
WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA BE MAKING HIM TALK?
CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND HIM

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[rabblerouse]

guess that means i should break off my piece early

one shitstain named payton
coming right up