IC: EVENT

[bossman]

A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING

reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...

Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.

deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

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[vultured]

[ of course we wouldn't. rest easy, magritte, in his sentimental hours az finds you almost nearly not annoying. ]

TO: [ magritte ]

bring the bathroom sink, as well.
our company has a history of playing rough.

i don't think they'd call it that, but i do. no one's been stabbed yet at the very least.
i'm always bored, you know that.

[armories]

[ Pardon me while I break out the Kleenex for this Hallmark moment. ]

TO: [ az ]

nobody's been stabbed yet?
i don't think i like this party very much.

[vultured]

[ it's touching, right? like monkeys using sticks for the very first time. ]

TO: [ magritte ]

oh, give it a day or so.
if we don't find who's behind this we'll just be at each other's throats.
either way, darling, you get your stabbing.

[armories]

TO: [ az ]

but we are going to find out who did it, right?

[ This is Magritte's attempt at gauging whether or not she should give a shit yet. ]

[vultured]

TO: [ magritte ]

of course. and then we'll correct the error of their ways.

[ bitches gonna die. essentially. ]

[armories]

TO: [ az ]

the birds'll want first dibs.

[ Righteous fury, my ass. ]

[vultured]

TO: [ magritte ]

they can wait their turn.
as one of my brothers keeps trumpeting in my ear
'we're all in this together'.

or something like that, i honestly blacked it out.

[ azazel: mean girl par excellence. ]

[armories]

[ It's the only way Magritte knows how to roll. ]

TO: [ az ]

i don't know why you even bother talking to them.

[vultured]

[ SHE'S SUCH A BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE SAVAGE, IT'S GREAT. MAYBE WHEN SHE KICKS IT HE'LL HAVE HER STUFFED it's not creepy, it's fond.

no okay it's super creepy. ]

TO: [ magritte ]

once this all blows over, i can go back to ignoring the fact that the rest of them exist.
for now the enemy of mine enemy is...
well, let's not stretch it.