IC: EVENT

[bossman]

A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING

reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...

Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.

deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

Comments

[miscreantics]

TO: [ ares ]
CC: [group: family] [group: masters] [group: minders]

SUBJECT: re:briefing

we all know how I hate to do this, but I'm going to have to agree with Pollyanna on this one. Put the fire on ice, Ares.

[lyred]

TO: [ hermes ]

SUBJECT: (no subject)


I am going to end you when this is all over. Never call me that in public again.

[miscreantics]

TO: [ Apollo ]

SUBJECT: U MAD?

Like telling a kid not to push a button. You never learn do you?

[lyred]

TO: [ little asshole ]

SUBJECT: ...

Will you ever grow up?

[ dude. not cool to emasculate him in front of ares. YOU'RE EVEN A WORSE BROTHER THAN HE IS! ]

[miscreantics]

TO: [Princess Polly Pocket]

SUBJECT: re:...

Maybe someday but it'll be a sad day for all.

[YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, APOLLO.]

[lyred]

TO: [ herpes ]

SUBJECT: re: ...

No, I am certain it would be worthy of a celebration.

[ NO HE DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY ]

[miscreantics]

TO: [ Polly Pocket ]

SUBJECT: re: ...

Don't be so sure of that. Either way the fact that you will forever be Pollyanna is really not what's important right now. Cam should head your way soon if she hasn't yet to check up on you.

[lyred]

TO: [ herpes ]

SUBJECT: re: ...

I would put money on it, that's how sure I am. No, it's not as important right now but it will be. That's not necessary for her to come all this way. I'm fine.

[miscreantics]

TO: [ Polly Pocket ]

SUBJECT: re: ...

Yeah well too bad I'm sending her.

[lyred]

TO: [ herpes ]

SUBJECT: re: ...

Don't be an idiot. She can be used for so much more staying there. It's fine. I have Miranda.

[battlelusts]

TO: [hermes]

SUBJECT: who are you???

YOU WOULD SIDE WITH HIM, FUCKIN PANSY

[ sorry hermes there is no fire for this ice ]

[miscreantics]

TO: [ares]

SUBJECT: the ghost of christmas past

CALL ME A PANSY ALL YOU LIKE but that doesn't mean I like siding with him don't insult me.

[battlelusts]

TO: [hermes]

SUBJECT: stop shitting me

THEN DON'T SEND ME OFFENSIVE EMAILS, PANSY


[ i.e. siding with Apollo. Totally offensive. ]

[miscreantics]

TO: [ares]

SUBJECT: never

Only to you would chill the fuck out be offensive.

[battlelusts]

TO: [hermes]

SUBJECT: I hate you

HOW CAN YOU BE CHILL ABOUT THIS??!

I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING

[miscreantics]

TO: [ares]

SUBJECT: the feelings mutual

Chill and relaxed arent the same thing dude. I can't STAND UP.

[battlelusts]

TO: [ hermes ]

SUBJECT: WHATEVER

OH GO CRY ABOUT IT WHY DON'T YOU??

[ BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY NOT WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW, NOPE. NOT A SINGLE MANLY TEAR. there's just something in his eye okay.


Then, a moment later, ]


TO: [ hermes ]

SUBJECT:

what the fuck's wrong with us why is this happening I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER DID THIS

[miscreantics]

To: [ ares ]

SUBJECT:

Give them an extra kick for me, right in the jewels.