IC: EVENT

[bossman]

A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING

reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...

Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.

deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

Comments

[hoaxes]

TO: [ pooh bear ]

i don't plan on staying too long.
we'll booze a trail, as it were;
it isn't as if liquor's only served in one place.

and lady's choice.

[deviations]

TO: [ LMnop ]

You booze. I'll trail.
Somebody's got to drive this thing home, right?

[ In all honesty, she doesn't want to have to deal with an encroaching mob of half-functional pissed-off deities. Ingrid's not sure her loyalty extends that far. And she doesn't want to find out. ]

Ten minutes. Start without me.

[hoaxes]

TO: [ pooh bear ]

note taken.
your bloody mary awaits.

[deviations]

TO: [ LMnop ]

Think I can talk my way in if Ingrid decides to show up?

[hoaxes]

TO: [ pooh bear ]

your next several trips to the bar are on me if you can.

[deviations]

TO: [ LMnop ]

I'm starting to think we need to revisit the currency counter in these exchanges.
Not everyone equates potential alcohol poisoning with winning.

[hoaxes]

TO: [ pooh bear ]

i have no idea what you're talking about.

[deviations]

TO: [ LMnop ]

You know, for a really good liar, you're not a very good liar.

[ She sends another message after a pause. ]

How bad?

[hoaxes]

TO: [ pooh bear ]

put simply, like i got into a fight with thor's hammer.
not great.