IC: EVENT

[bossman]

A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING

reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...

Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.

deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

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[perjurer]

TO: [ i love it when you call me big papa ]

The word of a fallen angel. Now there's an interesting offer.

[ After a while, another message. ]

Getting the Greco-Romans off my back is non-negotiable, by the way.

[oppose]

TO: [ wu-tang flan ]

ask for a lot on the first date, don't you?
time's a-wasting, flauros.

[perjurer]

TO: [ i love it when you call me big papa ]

This information comes with an NDA, by the by.

Do we have terms?

[oppose]

TO: [ wu-tang flan ]

terms if this is the only deal you're taking.

[perjurer]

TO: [ i love it when you call me big papa ]

That's hardly entrepreneurial, is it?

[oppose]

TO: [ wu-tang flan ]

nope.
but as i see it, you've only got so many options with the world bearing down on your door.
and you can give or take this statement, but when it comes down to the line, i'm a man of my word.

[perjurer]

TO: [ don't hate the playa hate the game ]

Oh, I know it. Far better than so many of our infernal neighbors.

The Iron Queen's made a very generous offer.
I'm inclined to take it, if only because the terms she's given me include a calling off of her pagan in-laws.
Drop the exclusivity and I'll tell you first.
No other terms binding.

[ JUST DON'T KILL ME. :| ]

[oppose]

[ YOU'RE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE, HERE. ]

TO: [ my new best friend ]

exclusivity and i'll take care of the pagans.
it's not you they want, anyhow.

let me rephrase:
exclusivity and you won't have to worry about the pagans, or all of the circles of hell coming after you, too.

1/2

[perjurer]

TO: [ i wish i'd been a little bit taller i wish i was a baller (like luci) ]

You'd better start with Persephone, then.
Those birds of hers are on the prowl.
And she won't enjoy having her offer tanked.

2/2

[perjurer]

TO: [ i wish i'd been a little bit taller i wish i was a baller (like luci) ]

Looks like we've got terms, Lightbringer.

[oppose]

TO: [ damn skippy ]

no, i imagine she won't.

glad to hear it.

get yourself and your minders downstairs and out of sight.

now tell me what you've got.

[perjurer]

TO: [ big papa ]

The Morrígan. One of the Celts.
She knew this was going to happen and didn't say anything.
Whether or not she knows who it is, I can't say.

But more things are coming.
And it's going to get worse.
Does the name 'Payton' ring any bells?
Cause it got an honorable mention.
She knows more, but that's all I could get out of her at the time.
I was working with something of a handicap.

And you know how prophecy works.
All soft in the middle, with no hard edges.

If you want to play ball with her, promise to save the crows.

[oppose]

TO: [ carmen sandiego ]

get hid.
you know the circles well enough.

make note of what it is you want out of this and i shall see to it upon my return.