IC: EVENT

[bossman]

A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING

reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...

Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.

deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

Comments

[lyred]

Hey now. I'm not always just a vapid golden Adonis to feast your eyes upon. I use my brain sometimes, too!

Well... if they were good, it might not be so bad. That teach me how to dougie nonsense was bullshit.

[epicallyamused]

Mm, but you are pretty to look at.

The lawnmower? Seriously. Little sis needs to revamp her inspiring skills as of late.

[lyred]

Well, I'm not going to argue that point.

The 80s was just a clusterfuck. People were probably way to coked out to fully listen to a muse.

[epicallyamused]

And so modest.

You have no idea. Though Patrick Swayze will forever be missed. That man... Red Dawn? Let me tell you, Communism was a hot bed.

[lyred]

What would be the point of false pretenses? We'd both know I'd be lying.

No kidding. Art in motion, Swayze.

[epicallyamused]

Like you haven't lied before.

Man, when this is all over. I'm having lunch with Eastwood to calm down.

[lyred]

I take umbridge to that!

When this is all over, I think it will take more than just one lunch to calm down.

[epicallyamused]

Do I need to quote poets?

Probably. But Eastwood would be a start. I'm a muse. I'm simple.

[lyred]

Not necessary!

I suppose. Not always so simple, though.

[epicallyamused]

Didn't think so. :)

No. I don't think any of us are.

[lyred]

Such a cruel thing when you want to be.

No, that would be entirely too boring.

[epicallyamused]

You love it.

Gods forbid. To be honest, I'm actually missing sitting in front of my laptop.

[lyred]

Endlessly.

Yeah, I'm with you. Much rather would be on the beach right now instead of heading to cold ass New York.

[epicallyamused]

You do realize you're insulting where I live?

[lyred]

It's not entirely an insult. But, come on, it's cold.

[epicallyamused]

Oh suck it up. You're a god.

[lyred]

But it's cold and I don't want to.

[epicallyamused]

What are you, a child? Be lucky it's not blizzarding.