IC: EVENT

[bossman]

A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING

reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...

Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.

deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

Comments

[misbehavior]

TO: [ loki ]

you did not just do that.
please tell me you did not just do that.

[deviations]

TO: [ kieran ]

He's having a bad day.

1/2

[misbehavior]

TO: [ ms. whoever you are right now ]

oh okay.
that makes sense.

[misbehavior]

TO: [ ms. whoever you are right now ]

except my bad days usually involve 3 bars of chocolate and a sex & the city boxset.
not blowing a raspberry at every already pissed-off god around the globe and sitting back to wait for the fire and brimstone.

[deviations]

TO: [ kieran ]

Well it just so happens you're not Loki.
(Which, for the record, is a good thing. I've got my hands full with just the one.)

I'll buy you a pack of bonbons on the way to the bar.
As in, you're coming.

[misbehavior]

TO: [ ms. whoever you are right now ]

nuh-uh.
i am too young to die.



[He's actually already getting ready (aka: loading up as much hardware as possible, just in case), but she doesn't have to know that.]

1/2

[deviations]

TO: [ kieran ]

You'd make a cute corpse.

[deviations]

TO: [ kieran ]

Okay, do over.
I'll even wear your favorite dress.

[ AKA: you get to pick which face I wear on our triple-date with the trickster god. ]

1/2

[misbehavior]

TO: [ ms. whoever you are right now ]

nice.
now I know exactly how much my well-being means to you.

[misbehavior]

TO: [ ms. whoever you are right now ]

my fashion sense sucks.
try another.


[He does so like it when she tries to bribe him to do things he was already going to do anyway.]

[deviations]

TO: [ kieran ]

You've got okay taste.
Sometimes.

Okay, how about this:
I can promise you a raise,
and then promptly not give you one?

[misbehavior]

TO: [ ms. whoever you are right now ]

so my fashion sense might be okay.
sometimes.
but your bargaining skills definitely suck.

[deviations]

TO: [ kieran ]

Eh, what can I say, I play with a stacked deck.
Having actual bargaining skills is kind of redundant..

[hoaxes]

TO: [ kiery ]

i

yes

no

MAYBE

[misbehavior]

TO: [ loki ]

convincing.
really.
i'm convinced.