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[bossman]

A TERRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING

reference books detailing myths and legends stolen from libraries...
wikipedia pages wiped clean from the face of the internet...
ancient stained glass windows smashed and destroyed...
historical research centers burnt to the ground...

Someone out there is trying very, very hard to erase all of the possible sources of power and belief of the ancient gods and goddesses. And it hurts. Whilst the powers of the minders are unharmed by the attacks, the gods and goddesses will be certainly feeling the toll: it's now painfully clear that even the simplest of miracles are now becoming almost impossible to perform.

deities, you had better have gifted your minders with some decent blessings! Because now you're going to rely on them more than ever. Someone is out to get you.

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MESSAGE sent to the seven crown princes of hell

[oppose]

We're on the lookout for some asshole named Payton.
Delegate as need be, but do NOT disseminate any more information than is strictly necessary.
Call me with any further details.
It's a wide net, I know, but it's the best we've got right now.

Also, any of you (or any of you with minions) stationed near items relevant to Celtic mythos, particularly the crows, have it secured.
ADDENDUM: SECURE, NOT DESTROY.
ADDENDUM 2: The same goes for the actual crows.

[acrimonies]

TO: [ the seven ]

CROWS?
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

No. We may need them as collateral, for lack of a better term, and I would prefer to get a jump on it.

[acrimonies]

TO: [ the seven ]

WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT SITUATION NEEDS BIRDS FOR COLLATERAL?

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

This whole situation is bullshit. I'm trying to get us out on the winning side of it.

[acrimonies]

TO: [ the seven ]

WHAT STUPID FUCKER MANAGED TO PERSUADE YOU THAT CROWS AND CELTS ARE GOING TO GIVE US ANY JUICE?
I DON'T DEAL WITH BULLSHIT, BB.
CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED SOME SHIT TORN UP.

Re: MESSAGE sent to the seven crown princes of hell

[opening]

TO: [ sevenies ]

You are joking, aren't you?
Beelzebub will eat them, if you're not careful.

Why on earth are we looking for crows?

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

For once, I'm asking for a little self-restraint.

I'm told they may come in useful.

[opening]

TO: [ sevensies ]

I'm tired of this game already, Lucifer.
I thought the pagans were on it.

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

I'm sorry, little sister, but the game is far from over.
Do as I say; your siblings wear upon my patience enough already.

[opening]

TO: [ sevensies ]

Payton.
Celts.
Crows.

Fine.

[ Somebody's sulking and being a brat, but she knows not to push big brother's buttons when he's in daddy mode. ]

[epicurism]

TO: [ 7s ]

Only a little taste. A wing.

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

NO.
Eat a human if you have to.

[epicurism]

TO [ 7s ]

Spoilsport.
A little bite won't hurt anyone. They do go on living such a very long time if I don't use all my teeth.

[invidus]

TO: [ the "eight minus one"-s ]

Crows.

You're fucking with us.
Missed the memo where it said we turned into bird keepers.

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

If it makes you feel any better, think of them as hostages.

[invidus]

TO: [ the "eight minus one"-s ]

It makes it a bit better.
Been a while since I've been able to enjoy that sort of thing.

Still. Actual...crows?
Not Odin's ravens. Just...crows.

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

I am trying to enlist the help of the Phantom Queen.
I intend to collect us a little favor.

[opening]

TO: [ levi ]

Play nice.
Big brother's irritated.

[invidus]

TO: [ bella ]

I can play nice.
Crows, sister. How else can I respond?
I'm a Prince of Hell, people wrangling is what I do.
Not bird wrangling.

[epicurism]

TO: [ 7s ]

Crows?
Have you lost your wits along with the rest?

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

Not yet, I haven't.

[epicurism]

TO: [ 7s ]

Are you planning on it?

[hellyeah]

TO: [ the lucky 7 ]

crows. what the actual fuck.

no, really, why are we so concerned with those pagan fuckers exactly? we should be looking after our own asses, not theirs.

[oppose]

TO: [ the se7en ]

Delegate if you have to.
We're looking to gain a little leverage.